This image was found wedged behind a picture at the Ear Inn in New York City, in November 1995. There were no identifying marks whatsoever.
This image was found wedged behind a picture at the Ear Inn in New York City, in November 1995. There were no identifying marks whatsoever.
The bicycle rider was a moron and wasn’t watching where he was going. The driver of the car was a little old lady on her way home from an enthralling game of bridge with her friends. The aliens got it all on videotape and are going to send it to RealTV.
It’s clear to me that the aliens in the grassy knoll have taken out the man once again and the SS boys are a day late and a dollar short.
It’s a crash test dummy.
version 1
The biker was on the road. The biker’s engine died so he walked back the other way. Earlier he saw a parked car in front of a restaurant. He was looking for an engine in the car with his arm. What he didn’t know was that the car was running. The driver got in while the biker’s arm was still in the hood. It dragged the biker for miles, he was twisting and turning. His twisting and turning loosened his arm and snapped his leg. The car stopped because the biker’s bike was in the middle of the road. The inertia snapped the biker’s arm off. The biker was still alive but due to the large amount of blood lost, he passed out and eventually died. The aliens just happened to stop by.
version 2
The aliens placed a phony accident using their advanced technology. They were tired of just “beaming people up”, so they waited ’till someone came. They’re still waiting….
Alright, this is how it is. The aliens were behind the bush engaged in some strange, ultra-bizzare alien sex ritual that we have no hope of ever understanding.
The guy on the motorcycle was just out for one of his normal, relaxing rides, when he was suddenly overcome by the irrepressible urge to take a leak. He spotted the bushes up ahead on the road and pulled over to relieve himself, completely unaware of the extraterrestrial fornication already occuring in that location.
After he got off the bike, and proceeded behind the bush where he discovered the two aliens, startling them, and himself horribly; and destroying any chance of them ever reaching a climax, and his wish to ever watch a good porno ever again.
So, as quickly as possible, he jumps back on his motorcycle hoping to speed himself off to the nearest mental hospital so he can voluntarily commit himself for the next thirty years or so. Unfortunatly, as he blindly sped onto the road he did not notice the car already headed in his direction. The car struck him, and he now lies in the state you see him in in the picture.
The UFO that is seen in the background is arriving to cart the two alies away to their home planet, where they will both be executed in some unimaginable, horrific manner because they failed to use the manditory contraceptives.
Remember, if you see any aliens gettin’ it on in the bushes on the side of the highway, walk away slowly. Don’t run, you may hurt yourself. And besides, they’re more afraid of you, than you are of them.